irony

It appears Christian and Muslim fundamentalists are united in their hatred of homosexuality, making it a good thing that they disagree on everything else; otherwise, we might witness the first ever genocide based on sexual orientation. In case any homophobes are reading this, I happen to be 100% heterosexual, and 100% tolerant. In any event, I'm agnostic so I'm not worried about how my condoning private behavior between consenting adults affects my chances in the after-life. If fundamentalist beliefs are correct, then I know I will be condemned to eternal hell-fire. I just hope I will be permitted to live a natural lifespan before I face whatever judgement awaits me.