sympathy for o'reilly

Here's a note I emailed to Bill O'Reilly today.

mr. or,

i think you & michael jackson should start a support group for celebrities who get shaken down by extortionists aided and abetted by witch-hunting media & shysters.

must say i'm a trite disappointed in your newfound pacifism. or perhaps it's compassion, you couldn't bear to see this confused young woman being exposed to the whole world as a gold-digging b****. so noble of you to renounce forever the chance to proclaim your innocence and reclaim your good name.

with guys like you, limbaugh, and bill bennett, what more could a liberal ask for? keep up the good work fellas.